How does he do it?

No computer access for a week? I think not... I'm at a public library in Columbus. I'm bumming my old buddy Jim's card for some access cuz i'm "feenin"........

Nice honey I'm hoping you didn't really call work to make sure I wasn't b.s. ing you about having to come to Columbus... Do you really think I'd be dumb enough to not make sure everyone lied for me if you did call?

Just kidding... I really miss you and Izzy... I'll see you tomorrow night and hopefully you'll find a place for us to take the camper for the weekend... A place where you can get access and Izzy and I can spend some time together.

I love you both more than anything in the world.....