How to Name Roads in Lawrence County

I was driving back from Chillicothe the other day (Monday and Tuesday - lovely trip!) Anyway - I had plenty of time to gaze at the road signs and ponder on the naming conventions. It seems that most road names can be broken down into three parts; a fun adjective, some type of animal or meat product and a descriptor.

Now you can create your own road name. Simply choose one name from each column and viola, you have your Southern Ohio Road Name!

Fun Adjective

• Greasy
• Slippery
• Purple
• Scooping
• Camp
• Old
• New
• Pre-Owned
• Pretty
• Scooby

Meat/Animal product

• Venision
• Pork
• Tenderloin
• Beaver
• Ostrich
• Possum
• Snipe
• Monkey
• Chuck Roast
• Ham
• Racoon

Descriptor

• Creek
• Lick
• Fork
• Lake
• Stone
  
• Branch
• Short
• Ridge
• Fountain
• Bottle-Neck

For the record, some legitimate Lawrence County Road names:

Venison Ham Camp
Greasy Ridge
Porter Gap
Lick Creek Road (Yes, this all comes from the third column)
Charley Creek

I'll list more once I find my county map.